Ah, summer school. Where kids who couldn’t quite get it together during the academic year come back to master the subjects they failed. You know, reading, writing, practical makeup effects, parallel parking, and getting invited to parties. The three R’s, P’s, and other letters. Wow, I’m writing! See, it’s already working! And how easy would it be to learn if your teachers were Mark Harmon and Kirstie Alley? Incredibly difficult and problematic, you say? Well step back into a simpler time when those two weren’t your problematic favs and enroll in Summer School!
In two weeks: Bridget spares us (and the listener) by wanting to talk about the legitimate classic Who Framed Roger Rabbit? What did we do to deserve this good fortune?