Cybersecurity expert Angela Bennet (America’s Actual Sweetheart Sandra Bullock) was minding her own business, ordering a digital slice from pizza.net and just finding a few bugs in Wolfenstein 3D when she discovered the site for Mozart’s Ghost (if you haven’t heard, they’re the hottest band on the internet). She had no idea it would lead to a group of evil hackers stealing her life and sending her into the arms of Dennis Miller (a fate worse than death, really). The most shocking thing? Our legally-not-now-nor-has-he-ever-been-a-hacker guest John Crawford says it holds up incredibly well! Yes that means what you think it means... Mark Zuckerberg is driving you right into the hands of Dennis Miller!
Next Week: What if, like, we all shared the same dream and then used that dream to, like, go into space, man. River Phoenix and Ethan Hawke did in Explorers!
To prep, you can watch it right here: